RabEye – Drums & Background Vocals RabEye originally comes from the Capital Region
of the U.S.A. where along with being in many rock bands he dabbled
in politics, was pirate radio disc jockey, and wrote a screen
play for Roger Corman which was surprisingly rejected. The more observant of you may notice that part of RabEye’s head is missing. RabEye’s head is not included in the picture because many people find RabEye’s eyes to be “incredibly offensive” when he is excited. At a peak moment of excitement, his eyes have been described as a cross between a Pug and Louis Armstrong hitting a high note. (Click on the blank area where the rest of RabEye’s head should be to see for yourself.). Likes:
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Bob
Stinkfinger - Guitar
Bob Stinkfinger is from Yonkers, NY, where he used to give guitar and music theory lessons to young students. He
fled the Big Apple in the early nineties to seek refuge in San
Francisco after brutally beating one of his students to death. It seemed that even after months and months
of daily lessons the young boy would never be able to execute
a sweeping arpeggio that would satisfy his teacher's high standards.
One day, while attempting this again, and failing, Bob lost his
patience at which time he snatched the guitar from the student's
hands and proceeded to bash it over the boy's head until he was
flopping around on the floor in a pool of blood and pieces of
his guitar. Bob quickly gathered his things and headed west. |
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Joy Boy - Vocals & Guitar
S.F. Joy Boy, former child actor turned metro-sexual guitarist/singer/songwriter, has been in many bands before this one. The bands usually end after a crying bass player says something like “No, I refuse to play anymore more songs about pooh”. Known
for his tenacity, S.F. Joy Boy keeps on trying after continual
setbacks. One such setback was the aborted Harpo Marx biography,
where Joy Boy was supposed to play mute Marx Brother as a child
(the release of the film was canceled either due to lack of financing
or the inappropriate behavior of an older Harpo with a younger
Harpo, depending on whose story you believe). Joy Boy also pretended
he was a Mariachi musician and played for Burrito money during
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As a young lad growing up in Wisconsin, Greg was obsessed with cheese. Any and all cheese, from Kraft singles to Limburger to the stuff growing between his toes. Life in a vegan household was very difficult for Greg. When his mother caught him hiding in his closet with a cheese platter and the satanic bible something had to be done. Unable to control his demonic tongue (he also spoke in tongues) and his insatiable appetite for cheese, his parents kicked him out. Homeless and broke, young and hungry Greg took a job with in a local cheese and wine shop sweeping floors and dreamt of moving to California, the state that is predicted to overtake Wisconsin as the leader in cheese production. In 1996 his dream came true and he now lives in beautiful Hayward, CA. May or may not have licked balls with the Gayest American Stuntman ( click on the link below ) Likes: The bumper sticker “Wisconsin: Smell the Diary Air”, Boston (the city, not the band) and Rudy Van Gelder. Dislikes: Slapping and popping and the new Kraft individually wrapped singles – “They have been over engineered’. |